Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.