Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.