Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.