Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar