Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar