They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Because then Dallas would want one too.
Neighbor
A golden receiver!
About 3000 miles !
A: Inflate it.
A: It swells at night.
They fear the wurst!
Cause he wasn't my Niger.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!
Wizz Air
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
