How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.