How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

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Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.