Shuck Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits.

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