Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Shuck Jokes More Shuck Jokes

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Nuttin Jokes More Nuttin Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'