Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Shuck Jokes More Shuck Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Nuttin Jokes More Nuttin Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'