Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.