Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.