Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.