Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.