Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.