Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.