Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.

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Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

A: Because they're two-tired.