Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*