What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)