What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.