What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.