Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

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Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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Because they're constantly multiplying!

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Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

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How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Just planning ahead...

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.