Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

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What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.