Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.