Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.