Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here