Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Previous Random Joke Next
Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.