Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.