Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles