Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.