What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!