How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!