Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why are you naked?

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Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.