Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

What mental illness does Hank Hill have?

Propanic Depression