What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window