What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What has a bottom at its top?

My life ( ..)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.