What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.