How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe