How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!