Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.