Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

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What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!