Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates