Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates