Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Socrates
The Y.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
A flossopher!
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
I'm all forum.
A: Two-um plus two-um.
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
Don't you want some bunny to love"
She thought she was a dromedary.
Because techies respawns
Let's go PAL.
About 3000 miles !
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
It was I, **RIO**!!!
Poison by Christian Dior !
