Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What is a 'forum'?

A: Two-um plus two-um.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned