Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.