What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll