What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.