What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House