What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream