What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini