What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.