What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.