What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Admit Jokes More Admit Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!