Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.