Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!