Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.