When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout