When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.