Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.