Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"