Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM