What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.