What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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A dead baby.

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Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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The baby, because she's a little bigger.

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A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !