What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.