What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.