What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny