Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"