Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)