Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"