What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast