Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.