Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!