Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)