Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.