Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Crypt Jokes More Crypt Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)