Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!