What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.